Decisions, decisions.

Sure, there's been some rather significant roster churning for the Pittsburgh Penguins over the last nine days, but let's look on the bright side: if you're in the market for a Penguins sweater with a jazzy name on the back, there's nothing but upside in this year's acquisitions.

While the name is not completely legible in the below photo (and there doesn't seem to be a better shot of it on the net), the team has re-signed the defenseman with the same last name as the minister from The Simpsons:

...while they've also signed his adversary:

Plus, for the cinephile contingent, the team added this guy:

I'm leaning toward a road JLG jersey and a Prince of Darkness t-shirt.