Do not mock me. I only found this link five minutes ago.
It should have been me.
Damn you, Canada. Damn you and your cost-advantageous tax incentives.
I also just found out that this film-- probably my most-anticipated Hollywood film of the year-- has been bumped up from an October release to late June.
There is joy in Monroeville.
A Romero zombie extra is to you, as a nameless Woo Triad squibbag is to me.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least your dream still has some chance at happenin'.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt it. Even if it did though, do I still have the stamina and agility to take 8 hits to the chest and dive head first thru a window? Maybe 5 years ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm imagining a Rocky-style training montage of you diving through progressively thicker windows and getting punched in the chest repeatedly. Set to Krokus.
ReplyDeleteIt can still be you. re you free 4/26 through 4/29?
ReplyDeleteYou can still do it.
ReplyDeleteYou're kidding, right? Call me. No-- I'll call you.
ReplyDeleteI've got hearings the night of the 26th, but might be able to make it happen the rest of the week.
LUCKY!
ReplyDeleteWe're not out of the woods yet.
ReplyDeleteFORTUNATE!
ReplyDeleteand NOT IGNORED!
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