Tuesday, April 19, 2005

It Should Have Been Me

Do not mock me. I only found this link five minutes ago.

It should have been me.

Damn you, Canada. Damn you and your cost-advantageous tax incentives.

I also just found out that this film-- probably my most-anticipated Hollywood film of the year-- has been bumped up from an October release to late June.

There is joy in Monroeville.

11 comments:

  1. A Romero zombie extra is to you, as a nameless Woo Triad squibbag is to me.

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  2. Well, at least your dream still has some chance at happenin'.

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  3. I seriously doubt it. Even if it did though, do I still have the stamina and agility to take 8 hits to the chest and dive head first thru a window? Maybe 5 years ago.

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  4. I'm imagining a Rocky-style training montage of you diving through progressively thicker windows and getting punched in the chest repeatedly. Set to Krokus.

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  5. It can still be you. re you free 4/26 through 4/29?

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  6. You're kidding, right? Call me. No-- I'll call you.

    I've got hearings the night of the 26th, but might be able to make it happen the rest of the week.

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